We're not any other airline: we're Blah

For years people have flown on Blah Airlines.
And they still do. It's a tradition. Our tradition.

On board BLAH Airlines

• 3 types of seats: Aisle, Middle and Window.
• Drinks, Sodas, and other Liquids.
• Our complimentary peanuts—free.
• Windows on every plane.
• Reading light for your convenience.
• Rear-mounted magazine pouches.
• Ice available on selected routes.
• BLAH Airlines seats fit most legs.
• Armrest.
• "Entertainment."