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We're not any other airline: we're Blah

Blah Airlines: You will get there.


For years people have flown on Blah Airlines.
And they still do. It's a tradition. Our tradition.

On board BLAH Airlines

  • 3 types of seats: Aisle, Middle and Window.
  • Drinks, Sodas, and other Liquids.
  • Our complimentary peanuts—free.
  • Windows on every plane.
  • Reading light for your convenience.
  • Rear-mounted magazine pouches.
  • Ice available on selected routes.
  • BLAH Airlines seats fit most legs.
  • Armrest.
  • "Entertainment."