For years people have flown on Blah Airlines.
And they still do. It's a tradition. Our tradition.
On board BLAH Airlines
- 3 types of seats: Aisle, Middle and Window.
- Drinks, Sodas, and other Liquids.
- Our complimentary peanuts—free.
- Windows on every plane.
- Reading light for your convenience.
- Rear-mounted magazine pouches.
- Ice available on selected routes.
- BLAH Airlines seats fit most legs.